Pretty sure if a guy nicknames a vagina “the fish factory” - he is either not blowjob worthy or he is not dating the right girls.
when they say simpons did it already
they’re not fucking kidding
I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke