(Source: milagredasrosas)

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

(Source: habibipalestina)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

metalliccolouredtitan:

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH

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THIS

sexijuana:

(Source: cinemaspell)

winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

(Source: presidentjoey)

Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

(Source: lakalaka)

shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!


2-spook:

Just in case

(Source: jesselaceypanties)


weloveshortvideos:

Scar and mufasa - Vine by Travis Brown 


theshirtlesslifter:

I feel like this line of the song is extremely underrated. 

(Source: guardianofagalaxy)


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

(Source: matchingvnecks)

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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(Source: richwhiteboys)

lizclimo:

seems legit


annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

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